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Welcome to The Hell Hole Tavern, Home of Godwars, a podcast novel
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What the Hell are you doing here. Tourists? Well, business is slow so you might as well come in. I'm Baron Von Smelterhoffen. My friend over there is Lizard. This is our tavern, The Hell Hole Tavern. We don't normally cater to your type--innocent mortals. We like murderers and assassins. We prefer hellhounds and demons and other hellkind. Our kind. Not seeing many of them anymore. They've gotten a bit scarace since the wars. Hardly anybody dies in here, barely three or four a week, so you should be safe enough. Come on. Step in.
If you dare.
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